Effort to not be a serial killer

Stay perfectly hydrated on your quest to NOT become a serial killer with this 30oz stainless steel stanley DUPE. Double-walled and durable, it's the perfect companion for any murderous endeavor (or just a busy day). Quench your thirst, not your bloodlust!

Bottom glitter are glows in the dark!

"The effort I put into not becoming a serial killer really needs to be acknowledged!"